Keep yer mellon warm

There's nothing worse than having a cold mellon, because a cold mellon means frozen ears, 

And having frost bite on your ears is the worst,

 OK maybe frozen fingers and hands are worse, 

and toes,  frozen feet and toes are worse because you can't walk,

yes frozen fingers, hands, feet, or toes are worse than a cold mellon with frozen ears. 

And of course having your nose frozen would be worse than your ears because it's on your face and people see it.

 So...other than your fingers, hands, nose, feet and toes, there isn't anything worse than frozen ears.

So...keep your ears warm, and the top of your head with...an electric beanie...

The Thermic Power Beanie

The Warming store.com powerbeanie

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