Friday, November 8, 2013

how can Sandwich eat so much?

After having seen Sandwich eat a rather lot of times, I stopped asking "how can you eat so much?" 


I have seen him destroy a Monster Burger, I have seen him decimate just about any and every food put in front of him. He not only eats a lot, but he eats fast, Military fast, Redneck 16 kid family fast. Well there are two reasons, the first is, I have recently found out that as a baby....he was....a Fatty, Not just fat, we're talking Pillsbury dough-boy rolling rolls fat. Secondly, while I don't have proof of this, I believe he can separate his lower jaw from his skull allowing the food to enter the gullet without having to be chewed. 



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I have no documentation of this but from interviews with parents of children Sandwich grew up with, they had to make sure Sandwich did not eat their young. 

I have documented proof of the fat baby reports, and this was confirmed by members of his family. his mother even supplied a photo for use in this publication.


Notice the red beard, at this early age he hadn't learned the art of trimming the fur yet.

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