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March 29th, the weather hits 52 degrees...I am jumping up and down for joy, Warm Weather!!! Forget the chaps, throw on a light jacket, a pair of cut off gloves, and I'm on the bike, Summers here!!!
Switch to Fall, I step out side into the 52 degree weather, Smoking a cigarette, I'm freezing my ass off, and bitching about the weather. I absolutely despise cold weather, I emphatically HATE winter and everything it brings. If I could afford it I would follow the warm weather all year long, but...there's no way I can afford that.
While the world was worrying about Global warming I was gleefully awaiting it's arrival. Yes I know the ice caps would melt and flood the land, but, I live on a hill, it would take a lot of water to get to me, besides, Living on an island might be pretty cool, no one just stops by for a visit, there is no, "I was in the area so...". One of the best things about living on an island is, the boat comes with you, If I am on the "mainland" so is the boat, if I am on the island, it's there also. If someone wants to stop by and tell me they want to appraise the property, inspect the house, sell me religion, a cleaning product or flower scented shorts, they have to make arraignments to do so. Usually that type of hassle is enough to keep them away. Hell I can always build a bridge if needs be, but it will have a toll booth.
So come on Global warming, hit me with your climate shift, as long as its warm all the time, do your worse. The weather around the French Riviera would be nice...
klay
Your interpretation of 52 degrees is spot on! But there are two problems with your desire for warm weather. Less land means, less roads to ride on. Also consider the fact that Hell is always hot, but not in a nice way.
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