Lately I have had help with the blog.

If I'm lucky it sits on the desk and stares at the curser as it darts around the screen. With I'm not lucky it moves in and starts working the key board. It puts off an air of superiority as it starts typing what ever it wants to. Other times it comes over and lays on the keyboard producing an abundance of un-readable gibberish. I have talked to the helper explaining that he is no help at all. At these times it sits there ignoring me, lost in a disillusion world word of self important knowledge.

Then there are times when I pick him up and move him aside, yelling "You are not helping!!!"

At this point he gets in my face...