I have the answer to world peace

I was told today that all the troubles in the Mid-east come down to one thing, the lack of bacon. If these people were to eat this delectable food type they would instantly calm down. How many times have you sat down to breakfast and let out a relaxed sigh.."Bacon".

It's like he said, they're wound too tight, and bacon makes you relax.

"Die infidel!"

"Dude we have bacon, why do we care?"

In the same note, I had breakfast the other day, it was cream cheese with lox and I had them put bacon on it. The waitress laughed and said, "There's a food combo we don't get much call for"