I guess you have to be someone....Special

I always thought Motorcycle Escorts were used only for Special people, people of High rank or standing.

They weren't used for the normal Joe or persons of lower or middle ranks

But I guess, once again I have been incorrect in my assumptions.

Let me explain, back in 2009, I had a different bike, one night I took the bike to the Clubhouse for a meeting. I believe it was a Thursday night if memory serves me correctly.

When I came out of the Club after the meeting, my bike had an issue, there were no lights working on the bike.

Well That night I was given a ride home in a cage and MY bike spent the night in Montville. 

The next day I had to get picked up at work, driven to the bike so I could ride it to the repairman. There was no "gather around to help" There was no "Escort". NOW...jump forward four years to last night, one of our members came out of the Club and found he had no lights.... (hmmm, sounds...similar).

Did his bike spend the night in Montville? NO.  HE was escorted by motorcycles to his house...in a different STATE!!!!

Now I live roughly 7 miles from the Club, this person lives closer to 20 or 30 miles or more from the Club.
yet, they went out of their way to give him an escort. I thought at first it might be because of the bike, After all, the man leading the way last night was on a Harley. He would be the same Road Captain we had in 2009 when I didn't get an escort. This seemed to fit except that I realized something, Last nights bike wasn't a Harley either, as a matter of fact both last night and four years ago have the bike type in common, both were Yamaha's. Yet he was led and I was driven. So I've come to one conclusion...

Tom likes him and doesn't like me, I can see that now...That was the issue wasn't it!!!! Don't deny it, I can see it now plain as day. You like him better.

Now I don't want any denials, I know you gave him an escort last night, no matter what anyone says I know...Because...

I have photographic proof. 

No it wasn't Photo-shopped. it wasn't altered, that's a real photo, the ahhh, oh yeah...the  light area in the photo was because of someones headlight reflecting off the camera lens.

*************************************** (Let me amend this by saying, THIS is meant to be FUNNY, I am not mad at Doug, I am not mad at Tom, I am not mad because he was escorted. In short I am not mad. If I were  it wouldn't be a preschool you like him better and I would not have photographic proof. believe it or not, not meaning to crush all you illusions, but, NOT everything you see on the internet is true). I was surprised to hear from a couple people who actually thought I was mad, come on, have you ever seen me get mad? There is a reason I don't get mad, mad on me is ugly. I avoid going there. I don't even get mad at work and if you could see who I have working for me, you would wonder how can he not get mad. (THIS too, is a joke, see how it works)