Sometimes you have to determine what something..isn't

It's not rice Crispies,

nor is it rice pilaf.

It's not a Patty Melt

and its not Patty Hurst

It's not Internet Surfing 

Nor is it Crowd surfing...

So it Must Be...

Yup, Rice Paddy Surfing

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Because if it were Bull Surfing...
There would be...Bulls