First, it eats up all my vacation money getting fixed

This morning it's battery is dead....

New original equipment battery from Hundreds of Dollars (HD)
        $170.00 plus tax.

This at a time when I have no money and am trying to get a buffer back...


I have a plan, 

 I am working on a conversion idea to make a 2012 Harley Ultra limited truly special...

I want to make it capable of not just cruising down the highways and byways of the world but...

 be able to fly,

 and go under water.

I believe I have finally discovered a way to do all these things