the link below is rather amusing

It may even hit home, if you are new to motorcycles. If you aren't new, you will at least get a couple chuckles.  

I am going to add a disclaimer here, 
the author is a good writer, and because he "writes" the article is more than just a paragraph long.

 For quite a few of my friends, (who will admit to not reading anything longer than a short paragraph, for one reason or another), don't bother clicking on the link. There are after all two entire pages of W-O-R-D-S. 

Now, there are also pictures, but if I know who I am talking about, you won't be interested. (No Boobs)

For the rest of you:
4-insane-things-nobody-tells-you-about-riding-motorcycle