Just because

Because sometimes you need to get to the other side of the corn field...right now.

Modified Indian Motorcycle

Yes, the Tour de France has some wierd people 

Can you check the oil while you're there?

Left over from before World War 3

Back when the work place was a tad more hazardous

Yes...this is real...operation Sea Lion

Colombian beans...course ground please.

I was told putting in a stone driveway was work intensive, what?, sore switch finger?

Because sometimes, you do need to trim the hedge