Isn't New York a Wonderful place

I LOVE the cities in the summer, there's just so much food, and it's EVERYWHERE!!!

And New York is like the Disney World of foods

 OH MY GOD I'M MAKING MYSELF HUNGRY!!!!

I LOVE LIGHT BULBS AND YELLOW FOOD IN THE WINDOW!!!!

THE WINDOWS ARE GREAT IN THE WINTER, THERE'S A YELLOW GLOW BLARING OUT OF STEAMED UP WINDOWS INTO THAT DISMAL WHITE GRAY WORLD. YOU HAVE TO SEE IT IN PERSON TO APPRECIATE IT

 Damn I'm hungry, let's see, New York City is roughly 150 miles away...that's 150 down 150 back. If i were to get on the highway and do 150 miles and hour that's an hour down and an hour back. Can't forget the amount of time standing, drooling, deciding. Let's figure this out now...how fast do I have to drive to do the three hundred miles, plus drool, decision, and traffic and be back at work in a half hour?

 KLAY