Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Everyone thinks penguins are cute

Let me tell you a story.  A few years ago I took Natalie to Boston, we parked at Evergreen and took the Green line of the T into HayMarket square. From there we spent the day walking the City. We visited Chinatown, We walked to Old North Church, Faneuil Hall, Quincy market, South Station, and the New England Aquarium. We had the greatest of luck arriving at the Aquarium because it was directly at the height of Penguin mating season. Now, if you haven't had the pleasure of witnessing this let me explain what it's like so you can build a vivid picture in your mind. Penguins mate by having the male climb onto the female at "drop his load" from a distance, He hopes it will hit the mark. I suppose, because there are so many penguins, that some do hit the target. The amount that doesn't is, well lets say...Epic. It is dripping off the rocks, puddling in the scenery crevices, and floating around in Giant semen clouds in the water. I asked Nat if she wanted to take a dip, she responded with "just the thought of that was totally disgusting!" The best way to describe the scene would be to think Japanese. Bukkake.

Yes, a Giant Penguin Bukkake Party PBP!

I never thought of it before, but may be that is the reason why the congregate in circles

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