Pitchfork !!!!

Remember those old classic black and white shows and movies, the ones with The Three Stooges, Abbot and Costello, the Marx Brothers, or Charlie Chaplin.

For some reason or another they would find themselves hiding in a loft or a barn, someone would jump in a pile of hay and come out with a pitchfork stuck to their butt.

There would be a lot of jumping around and making goofy noises as one of the other cast members would pluck it out...

Well, from what I've seen, reality would be more towards a Alfred Hitchcock movie than a slapstick comedy..

And...
Something tells me, 

there probably isn't a lot of jumping up and down or running around in real life.

Some cursing most likely, 

Even perhaps a bit of whimpering.

Go ahead Moe, just pluck it out.