YYou heard about Mountain Dew and the mouse right?

A man claimed he found a mouse in his can of Mountain Dew, a Pepsi Lawyer shot him down (with the help of scientists).

The lawyer stated that any animal submerged in soda that long would have dissolved into goo. 

Here's the run down:

Due to the normal acidity of the beverage:

A) between four days and seven days in the fluid the carcass will have no calcium left in its' bones and boney structures.

B) during that period the skull and body cavity will rupture spreading its organs into the fluid.

C) after 30 days the animals structures would have disintegrated to the point that except for the tail, it would not be recognizable.

There have been many tests (check youtube) and this turns out to be correct, after 75 days (the distance in time between when the soda was canned and the man purchased it) there is nothing except red particulate matter. (Which inspired one young person to suggest that perhaps that is how they make Mountain Dew RED)

As for myself, I am not sure what is worse, finding an entire mouse in your can, finding a mass of mouse gelatin in your can, drinking red particulate soda.

This may bring you to ask, why we would want to drink something that can dissolve organic tissue, aren't we organic tissue after all. The answer is simple,   SUGAR!!!!