I am running an active cardio respiratory exercise program

The Doctor told me I need to work on my heart and breathing.

So I have increased the amount of cigarettes I smoke everyday, I am eating more fatty foods, and tripled my salt intake.

Everything is working harder now, hard work equals exercise,  They say no pain no gain, which means I must be doing really good, my chest is killing me.

The cholesterol in the major arteries really has that heart working, there are nights where I can actually hear that thing making squishy noises. I was going to go into a protein regiment but then I figured salt would be better, boost that blood pressure.

Work Work Work

I should be the healthiest person in this State in no time at all.