Did you know I have an issue with...the Big G?

I started out having myself banned at Foxwoods, I walked up to a Security guard and said,"I would like to be banned". He looked at me quizzically and said, "You want to be what?" I told him I would like it, if you could make it, that I am no longer allowed here". He said "Oh.... you want to sign up for Voluntary Exclusion".  "Sure, whatever" I replied. He walked me to Security and the gaming commission, had me sign my name on a form, took some photos of me to stick in their system, then they escorted me off the property informing me that if I were to return I would be arrested for Criminal Trespass.

Three months later, I walked into Mohegan Sun, and asked for Voluntary exclusion, the Security guard said, "You want what?" 
I responded, "Voluntary Exclusion, not allowed in". "Oh, banned" he replied, then he asked "Why?"

You have to physically say "I have a gambling problem", for them to kick you out. They walked me to Security, took my photos, had me sign my name, then had me fill out a form.  From there I went to Newport and said "I want to be banned, Voluntary exclusion, not allowed in". Their response threw me... "How long?" 

"Ahhh...forever" 

I went to Twin Rivers, had myself banned forever, then...later, had myself re-instated, then after learning that I hadn't learned anything the first time had myself re-banned.

That means, now...if I want to play, I have to drive to Yonkers,New York, Atlantic City New Jersey, or Pennsylvania...

Or...

Dave's Slot shack.

The pay offs aren't that great, but then you don't lose much either, of course right now, nickles are out of service.

probably because it currently has no innards...

they are on their way to the Slot Tech...

It's a shame, this machine was great, it paid pretty good when it hit,
it also paid pretty good when it didn't hit, probably why it's out of service now.