Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Jack Daniels...and Beyyyyyyooooonnnnnndddddd

The boys spent most of the day at JD. They have only put 200 miles on today so far.

Smoked sausage sandwich on crack was what Pancake had for lunch today, (the bottom of the menu specifies that no actual crack was used).

They have gone Hill -billy, all they are talking about is Waffle House, Cracker Barrel and how big the Walmarts are down that away. I tried to tell them to get women for the motel, The difference between Northern girls and Southern Girls is, a Northern girl says you can, a Southern girl says Y'all can.

Looking at the Map, they are closer in a straight line to Havana Cuba than they are to home.

They will be staying at the Red Roof Inn tonight in Goodlettsville, Tennessee.  They had a truck carrying something that either blew a pressure seal or had a pressure release. They just pulled off on bear creek Pike for gas, to change from sunglasses to clears and to clean the windshields. The Harley Davidson of Columbia Superstore is on Harley Davidson Blvd to their right.

Doug is complaining about big ol' Alabama Bugs. the exact term was Big ol Fuckin nasty Bug. He says it looks like he hit a yellow golf ball. He hit one with his fender that dripped juice down onto his tire.

If I can't be on the trip I may as well in them in spirit.

Doug is drawing attention to himself on this trip, the blue-tooth means you can keep talking to each other, so here is this tall goober walking through a store wearing a helmet talking to himself.





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