So..there you are at work...it's a slow day..

You whip out your phone or your tablet, look over your shoulder to make sure your boss isn't around, then start surfing.

You will get caught, Bosses look for that shit on a slow day...

What you need is something more "old school",

If your boss looks over and see's that you are writing, he will figure you are busy and leave you alone, If he see's you with scissors he will be totally confused and because you have a sharp implement in your hand he will totally avoid you.

So to help you pass the time today, and help to keep that boss away, I hereby supply you with some time killing items.

You do have a pencil right? Remember those? Wood? Graphite?