I tried to talk one of the employees here into buying the bike

He said, "I can't have a bike man".
I asked, "Why not?"
He said, "Because I have a kid".
I asked, "What's that got to do with it?"
He said, "Because I don't have health insurance".

I told him, "Health insurance? You don't need health insurance, you'll be dead, all you need is life insurance, and you have that here....Free".