these are my idea of a bike,

Back in the day you threw a bedroll on the back and rode. You slept on the side of the road, in the woods, or anywhere else you could find a spot. You washed in a stream and used natures toilet paper avoiding poison ivy or poison oak. Today...

Well, these are great for bopping around on, but my idea of camping today means a bed, a large screen television, a shower and a toilet. If possible room service.