Buddy Hackett joke

Two farmers in Pennsylvania meet on the road dividing their fields. 

"Hey Irvan, how you doon?" 

"I'm Doon fine, you?"

"Not bad, but people, kids, youngsters, they go into my corn fields and make a mess, they leave their garbage all over the place, beer bottle, trash, used rubbers, How goes it with your wheat?"

"My wheat?... Fucked Flat"