It was practice night at the Club tonight

The special was...picking up your bike.

I can say I did not drop my bike once tonight, 
Of course, I also did not actually partake of practice, so it would have been really embarrassing had I dropped the bike.

I have determined that, by not really riding this winter, and that spending a large portion of last year on the Dyna, I have developed a case of FLBP. 
That would be Full Lock Butt Pucker.