Let me tell y'all sumtin about myself

I might be embelishin' the truth a tad when I says "Whoop Ass", Trust me, I ain't,    that be sort of one of those advertizin ploys big city folk came up with ta sell this here product. 

And to be totally honest, I would lean more towards a smoke flavor than a bacon flavor.  As a matter of fact, y'all would really be hard pressed to call me a hot sauce. Of course if you know some people that may think Tabasco sauce is hot, (City folk come ta mind), then OK, warn 'em.

The truth is, if you like the red BBQ sauce over brown, if you like vinegar instead of sugar, then I am the BBQ sauce for you. 

ED: I prefer the vinegary BBQ sauces over brown smokey sweat, or sweet for that matter.