Air quality by Home Depot

Being single and living alone you would expect (rightfully so) that my house may have...odors.  Being a normal guy, dishes get washed when they reach a certain height, the same goes for laundry. I don't dust, sweep or vacuum every day week, and I smoke. You may be lead to believe there could be the aforementioned odors.  But, I have discovered the cure for that, I am using the Home Depot woodworkers air freshener system. The system can come in a variety of fragrances, there is oak, maple, pine, to name a few. 

Yes with the table saw at work upstairs and lumber stacked in the living room on the first floor, the house is sporting the "pine woodworking man cave fragrance".

Speaking of wood, we have all heard about the blind man who could identify any piece of wood by it's smell. After having numerous planks head up to him and correctly guessing each type of wood a woman there took off her panties and held them up for him. There was a pause, then a smile and he stated; "Shit-house door on a Tuna boat".