Well, to be totally honest, Pancake did not buy that bike...

But he did buy a bike today, a shiny new Red one. Another member of the Metric Society has fallen, In the Words of the Borg, "Resistance Was  Futile. 

We have taken the parts of him we could use and added him to the collective, the funny thing is, he volunteered his son also.

Yes, the day started with the Spanish Formula One Race which I am happy to report to you that the two people in the title chase for the World Championship, the two people who by the way both drive for the same team, Mercedes, decided to take each other out on the first lap. But that is neither here nor there. 

Doug left after the Race for a meeting with Mike about buying a new bike, I as always did what I do best, (no I didn't go back to sleep), I went out to eat, and I took Jenny, a light jacket and cut off gloves. After breakfast I stopped at the house for a real leather jacket, some real gloves, and a motorcycle with a fairing and windshield, Charlene. I arrived at Mikes to find the Younger Gang massed around a salesman's desk, There was Ma and Pa Younger, and the two younger youngers. 

They had all been assimilated,

 Ma Younger had been essential in picking out the bike of choice, as in he liked that one in that color so he got the other one in that other color.

Ma departed and left one son and the old man to take care of the financial aspects of the change over. So Pa, I mean Doug, oh sorry, Pancake as of this afternoon is the proud owner of a 2016 Limited.
This one as a matter of fact.

So we sat around most of the afternoon in a motorcycle dealership, But it wasn't all bad, I picked up some new gloves, Mike had a pizza delivered for us, and younger Younger, Kurt, (or is it Achmed) is now the owner of a 2016 StreetGlide. 

So you see, we will get you all assimilated.....sooner or later.

Sooner or later...

One side note though,

Why is Pancake hanging around the Womans room?

Oop...Bagged!!!