Remember the simpler time of your youth

Everything was simpler back in the day, It snowed, you made a snowman. You started with a snowball, rolled it along picking up more snow until it was large. Then another, just a bit smaller, which you lifted onto the first, then the smallest one for the head. Add rocks for eyes, a carrot nose VIOLA a snowman.

Those days are gone, you've gotten older, snow is something you have to clear off a driveway or suffer through stuck behind lines of cars of people afraid to drive in it.

Well, times have changed, and in case you are unaware of it, so have snowmen, they've become....

A little less morally bound.

Then of course, there is my favorite...