I do not like Pineapple

I hate Pineapple

I don't like baked ham with pineapple

I won't touch Hawaiian Pizza,

I don't like Pineapple in my drinks or flavoring my drinks

I hate Pineapple Jello shots,

I don't buy or eat pineapple rings, chunks or bits.

Pineapple Sucks

and I can tell you and guarantee I will never, ever , get, a Pineapple hair cut.

One of my workers said this person looks like something Dr. Seuss would come up with, should rate right up there with Star Bellied Sneeches