An interesting evening

I was riding home in my car, I took 184 because the Interstate was a parking lot. After 117 the traffic on 184 cleared up and the speed increased. Just before Cold Spring road a car ahead of me lost it's roof mounted surf board, it went up in the air flipped into the road and skidded off the opposite side. Luckily the Electra Glide that was behind me was behind me and not in front. How do you explain to your insurance company.
 "Yes, I had a motorcycle accident"
"What happened?"
"I was hit by a surf board".
"Where you at the beach?"

Later that evening, I was leading up 184 with Sandwich to my right and Jerry behind, I reached for my cigarette lighter, it having popped out, as I brought it up to light my cig, my had hit the CB microphone and the lighter flew out of my hand. I looked over at Reuben with the "Shit, that sucked expression" I cruised about another 100 feet, looked down and the lighter was sitting on my primary. I reached down, picked it up and lit my smoke. What are the chances of that?