When I was a lot younger

I picked up a lovely girl from her parents house to go on a date..

I had scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant,   

She ordered Shrimp Cocktail, Lobster Chardonnay

and Champagne

So I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that at home?"

"No", she replied, " But Mom's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said, "Would you care for some dessert?"