So, back when you could let your kids out in your neighborhood

A while back, a kid went trick or treating in his Aunts Condo Complex. It's one of those places where everyone knows everyone. So the two kids headed out, the eldest, at the very grown up age of 11, was dressed as Urkel, his cousin was about 6 years old. 

They worked the condos the way kids do, moving from house to house in a Childlike organized manner

All was going well until, Swamp Thing answered his door....

The eldest being...the elder and braver, did what any young person of that exalted age would have done to protect his younger charge.

He left a dust cloud behind him...

So, what became of the little fellow, he walked his way back alone with the well earned "for bravery" candy in hand.