WHO doesn't like Hotdogs

Who?
WHO.
Who Doesn't doesn't like Hot Dogs?
No...WHO doesn't like Hot Dogs.
OK, WHO doesn't like Hot Dogs?
Right
They don't?
No.
WHO?
Correct.

W.H.O. says that Hot Dogs increase your chances of getting cancer.

They don't like them because "They care"

You Know what I say, WHO CARES.

I'll take a foot long with raw onions and hot melted cheese.

After all, this is America, and America usually doesn't care what non Americans think....I'm just saying.

After all think about it, if you were almost anywhere else in the world you would be dealing with the metric system. 

How the Hell do you order a foot-long in metric?