You Ride like a Girly

If anyone ever tells you that you ride like a Girl you can reply, 

"Oh Yeah? O-K!!!"

There are quite a few of the opposite sex that I know can out ride the majority of guy riders I know.

So sex ain't an issue, (especially if you aren't getting any),

Hell, I know guys who probably shouldn't be riding, you know the ones, They start off a stop sign or a light with their feet sticking out like out-riggers, and they come to a stop the same way. Like they think hanging their feet out is going to stop them from dropping their bikes. here's a secret, if you keep your feet up when stopping, you can actually use the rear brake. And starting off? If you have ever dropped a bike you know that if it's going down, it's going down. Your feet aren't going to do much but maybe go underneath as you try to hold it up. 

You think you're good at riding?

Try this..