Went out for Birthday dinner last night

Cajun Grilled Swordfish with Mussels in a wine sauce with cherry peppers, an Antipasto plate, Creme Brulee, and Tiramisu.

At 1:30 am I was awakened by aspirating dinner, I reached into the closet to retrieve a bottle of Maalox, in the process I started a chain reaction of falling containers, the one I appreciated the least was a Fabreze spray can which fell straight down onto the top of my foot. I drank so much Maalox trying to get the burn out of the throat that I messed up my stomach.

At work, two of my employees decided to collide in my office, no big deal except one of them was carrying a bottle of banana peppers and a bottle of Jalapeno peppers, The Jalapenos hit the floor, so as I write this I have a messed up stomach, my left foot hurts and I feel like I have been dropped into a giant bag of salt and vinegar potato chips.  It is currently only 9:30 am, 

I can't wait to see what else the day has in store for me.