For those who have wondered were the posts have been...

On Monday I went to work...everything was, in the words of "Felix", "Hunky Dunky" That night I came home and decided to forgo my usual diet of Jalapeno string cheese, a couple hot dogs and some cheese doodles in favor of some healthier food. I opened a can of spinach (OK caned isn't the best, but it's what I had),and I took two thick cut pork chops out of the freezer, (bought on Sunday). I put some Sicilian dipping oil in a fry pan (oil with red chilies, Rosemary and Basil), and slowly cooked the chops in it. Finished I sat down to a great tasting meal. At about 10:30 that night there was a sound, or a feeling, sort of a sound feeling, deep down, and it was moving....I went to work neither Tuesday or Wednesday, It is amazing how long it takes to get rid of spinach, even a small amount... 12 hours after dinner it was still making itself known. Now I won't go into the gruesome details but I will say I threw away a garbage can, (hey, it is after all called a "garbage" can), and some clothing. I also am now beardless. That was the worst part, I finally had a beard I actually liked, OK the grey part I wasn't keen on, but the beard was great. 

Any who... I did find that drinking water was a mistake, it only seemed to aggravate the pig spinach, but I was dehydrating, luckily a kindly woman I know happened to call to see if I wanted to go to lunch, I explained...ah...no. And she arrived carrying bottles of Gatorade. Gatorade it turns out is fantastic when you are depleting yourself of fluids. I can't say I wasn't much company...she sat in the chair while I slept on the couch. 

Thursday morning, I decided it was time to go to work, I went, I was rather miserable, I was having issues with nausea and light headiness. I stuck around til about 11am, made my apologies and headed home where I crashed on the recliner again. I awoke around 2 in the afternoon. At this point I felt even worse, since I was tired of drinking Gatorade as a food source I went to the supermarket and bought some Store made Chicken noodle soup.  Do you know that if you don't eat anything for 2 and a half days you feel like crap? Well about an hour after eating I began to feel pretty good. so tomorrow...work. It's almost a shame I either didn't get better for another day or waited til Tuesday to get sick..then I could say "So tomorrow..Saturday".

klay

I think for supper on Friday... Jalapeno string cheese, a hot dog and maybe...some cookies.
Sometimes it just may be better to stick with what you body is used to.