An Ingenious Contrivance

I wrote this last night and for some reason, it didn't post.

Women, I don't know how, have created a holiday to honor, mothers. I understand this and agree 100%, But, they seemed to have warped it. Somehow, over time wives and girlfriends have made themselves part of the equation.  This is a Crock, here's how it works, no kid or kids, no holiday, they don't qualify.

It is that simple, you should celebrate the holiday with the woman which bore you, not the one you have as a partner, (unless she has children).  Once again, no children, no holiday, call your mom, tell her Happy Mothers Day, Tell her you love her,  As for the unqualified girl you are with, kiss her good morning, and go out and do what you want.

You won't do it Will you, because they feel empowered and you know life would be hell.

So take her out, you whipped piece of meat, and as she eats the meal you bought, ask her the date Father's Day shows up on. 10 to 1 she has no clue.

When she  doesn't have the answer, just look at her and tell her, "That's what I figured".

Of course,  you won't do that either will you...


Whipped.

Look, if your wife or girlfriend has no children, then celebrating Mothers day without a mother involved is an insult to your mother, her mother, and all mothers everywhere. They didn't earn the citation, it's rather like a Combat Infantryman's Badge, you don't get one for being in the Army, it's earned by combat, she hasn't seen any, she doesn't get a cookie. get on your bike and take a cruise, you're missing a hell of a day.