A young couple go into a cemetary at night, they start kissing and one thing leads to another and they decide to use a flat tomb stone to perform the "Act of Love".
The next day the girl is suffering from back and hip pain, she goes to the emergency room.
The doctor has her disrobe, and procedes to check her back, legs, and hips. he has her doing range of motion tests then, in the middle of the examination he stops and askes the girl "How old are you? She replies, "23". The doctor tells her that according to her ass she died in 1826.
Mister Young (elder) is the winner of the Battery Charger awarded for answering the Dick Van Dyke show challenge I placed on facebook. The question was, on the Dick van Dyke show, what did the jacket Buddy and Salley bought Rob say on the back and what was the emblem.
Great line in the episode, "It will just be a little family discusssion". To which buddy says " A little family discussion is what started the First World War".
When I sold Jenny I reduced the insurance bill from $845.00 to $642.00.
I really can't see the need to keep the insurance that high for Charlene with her not running. I had $300,000. / $300,000. plus towing and roadside, plus medical $300,000./ $300,000. plus collision total coverage and finally theft flood fire etc.
For a bike that is parked I dropped just about all of it. It is at the bare minimum right now. Hopefully that will keep motor vehicle off my ass and save some money. Still, it costs $310.00 for minimal coverage so, that moneys gone.
Seems every time AI get a little ahead to get here fixed, something comes up.
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