I am running an active cardio respiratory exercise program

The Doctor told me I need to work on my heart and breathing.

So I have increased the amount of cigarettes I smoke everyday, I am eating more fatty foods, and tripled my salt intake.

Everything is working harder now, hard work equals exercise,  They say no pain no gain, which means I must be doing really good, my chest is killing me.

The cholesterol in the major arteries really has that heart working, there are nights where I can actually hear that thing making squishy noises. I was going to go into a protein regiment but then I figured salt would be better, boost that blood pressure.

Work Work Work

I should be the healthiest person in this State in no time at all.

So...I asked Pancake, "How long you gonna let that beard grow?"

Pancake smiled, with that Pancake smile he has,

No...That;'s not it...

 Nope..not here either...

 Still not it...

There it is....I guess it doesn't happen that often after all...

Anyway...

I asked, How long will the beard be, he fired up youtube,
typed in a name,
an said...

Like that...

So,  How long will it take to get the eyebrows to match?

I'm Your Huckleberry Tombstone

Real Genius - Can you hammer a six-inch spike . . .?

Dr. Detroit Meets James Brown

gif mornin

Bomb Disposal...Why is it I picture him singing "I'm so Pretty"

She must know my neighbors 

What to do for breakfast,,,What else, it's fast, it's inexpensive, and it's plenty

He started with a cart at the beach, now he owns the Fire department, the Police department, the Superior Court House and just about everything else in Downtown New London.  It;'s amazing what you can accomplish by keeping prices realistic. But if you want veggies on anything it had better be onions or Sauerkraut. because if you want any other veggie you better bring it with you.

The Six egg breakfast burrito, bacon or sausage, cheese, and homefries. If you can eat one of these for breakfast you won't eat again that day. And you may want to find a corner to take a nap in.

The Kamp dog, onions, dynamite sauce and squeeze cheese on a dog.

Kraut dogs, every dog that has anything on it, comes with a fork.

A Cheese omelette, homefries and a lot of dead chicken embryos

Dynamite Cheese fries, (Dynamite is his signature mix of meat and sauce

the Porker, eggs cheese and all the meats

Mega Cakes, blueberry or plain, they are a little large

The Kamp Dog again, hey, they're good

The Naughty Dog, a dog made for the person who likes heat, and heat it has. The naughty sauce with jalapenos on top is a great way to start the day, especially if you get someone else to eat it while you watch.

The Reuben, this one is half pastrami half corned beef

Did I mention the Porker? Of course I did, but hey, have another.

The old Menu, the new one has more items, like the entire burger selection, the bacon Egg and Cheese burger, the Blackened Cajun burger, Blue cheese bacon burger, the jalapeno, pepper-jack, chipolte,burger,  the list goes on.

Like Ken says, you make up what you want, I'll cook it and make up a price to go with it.