Thursday, June 30, 2016
Ode to a old friend
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
To find the gosh darn thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full time job,
To find the gosh darn thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!
Wednesday, June 29, 2016
I think they have the right concept...
But, if the recliner doesn't actually recline, what good is it? I can't sleep on those
Tuesday, June 28, 2016
Remember: Gun Safety Starts at Home
And then Darwin helps out with the rest.
To be totally serious, letting an infant or any child teeth on you guns is not the smartest thing you can let them do. Drool and spit roll down the barrel and everything rusts.
SAGA - The Snow Fell
The most gruesome war in mans history, combatants and civilians were all targets. Cities bombed, shelled and burned through out Europe, the Mideast and Asia. The WORLD at War II. The deeds done by man on man globally.
