I was thinking, Perhaps John Candy and crew were correct. In 1995 they made a Movie about Invading Canada. It was called "Canadian Bacon", maybe we should actually do it.
Not that I have anything against the Canadians, sorry, Canadiens, But we haven't tried it in quite a while, we look to be over due. I wouldn't actually want the country, it is a tad bit too cold for me, I'm more of a tropical fellow. But we as Americans do not like to lose. I don't quite understand we have gone on for so long without taking Canada, I mean we tried four times, you would think it would be like an open wound.
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